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Rascal: Rosey the Bulldog

Rascally Act: Stealing customers seats

Rascally Details: Rosey is the resident dog at Nue Studio Salon in Miami, FL. If you find yourself down that way for a nice trim, shave, or perm - don't get up from your seat until you're ready to leave. Rascally Rosey will be all over that shit before you can say "hunker down, bee-atch". And are you really gonna try and wrestle your seat back from a rascal with a mug like that? Shit - of course you ain't, fool.

Rosey the Rascal - you're Off Da Chain, Girl! Damn right you own that shit - you live there. To hell with these meterosexuals blowing through the studio to get their curl and wax on. We hope you piss on their alligator shoes, too! Let 'em know who's boss.

We'd like to thank Jason Haig, who works at Nue Studio, for sending this beautiful rascal our way. Jason - keep your eyes open and let us know of any other rascals coming through your place of business. A high-end hair salon has got to be littered with rascals, and we want to know about every damn one of 'em! You and your colleagues just keep 'em comin' brutha! We'll document that shit.